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December 03 catch me if u can!my official(?) site: www.aNIKKHAN.com my blog(s): www.blog.aNIKKHAN.com <--finally! www.xanga.com/aNIKbhai www.aNIKKHAN.spaces.live.com <-- u r an idiot if u need a link for this one!!! www.mocktaildrunk.blogspot.com profile on Hi5 (ooh, i'm such a loser!!!): www.aNIKKHAN.hi5.com jOI gURU! -aNIK November 22 bloggin too!i'm so blogging back, yeah!
so, click away tiger...
and DO leave comments people, it gives me the xtra push!
November 06 ke bole go shei provat e nei ami?amar prachin kintu niyomito blog pathok bondhu ra onekei "ekhono" amake mone koriye dey je ami "once upon a time, long long ago" blog likhtam... thanx ppl!
abar shuru korbo bhabchi... got a website going and blog o motamuti ekta shuru korechi, jodio ekhono sheta amar site e link korini. but amar ei space er pathokder jonno agam link ta diye dilam...
r about the current face of this space... oneker onek gaali shunechi eta niye. emon o shunechi je amar ei blog dekle mone hoy je Hulk ekhane bomi koreche!!!
on my defense, i had nuthin to do with it, KOSOM!! one fine morning ghum theke uthey dekhi je MSN shaheb nije thekei amar space er plastic surgery kore feleche!! r jehetu eta r continue korchi na, tai r change kori nai...
however... go check my site & my blog... not that its worth it, but again, make me, my webmaster & my biggapon-datas happy!
jOI gURU!
-aNIK
VI november 2006 July 18 manush muloto eka...onek din por blog likhchi...
asholey likchi bola thik hobe na, karon onno ekta lekha link korchi matro.
tahole ki bola uchit?
"onek din por blog update korchi" ?
jani na re bhai... ja khushi hok... parle ekta pora diyen!
joi guru!
-aNIK XVIII july 2006 dhaka
No man stands so straight as when he stoops to help a boy.
-Knights of Pythagoras (Thank you, Jim) September 25 ebar dhaka...malaysian airlines e na, thai air e dhaka jacchi...
6th oct raat 9tar dik fly korbo inshallah, 7th oct dhaka shomoy shokal 11 ta nagad ZIA te land korbo.
kintu shomossa ache. shedin friday - jumma bar! ZIA theke amar bashay jete beshi shomoy lage na. kajei dhaka jeyei jumma namaaz porte jete hobe!
pura sydney shohor dourey beracchi ekta bomb kena'r jonno. kothao pacchi na. amar plan ta eirokom, bangkok theke dhaka'r uddesshe fly korar kichu porei ami plane hi-jack er moto korbo...
"hijack er moto" karon hocche thik hijack korbo na... bepar ta eirokom hobe je ami moddho rastay cockpit e jeye piot er sathey kotha bolbo-
: eki! apni cockpit e dhukechen keno?
: ami MOHAMMED waliul ISLAM khan...
: apne mohammed waliul hon r aviation minister hon, cockpit e ki koren?
: amar kasey bomb ase...
: apner kase bomb thakuk r KING ARTHUR er sword thakuk, apne cockpit e dhuksen keno?
: ami ei plane hi-jack korchi!
: OH I SEE! eta agey bolben to re bhai! ta kothay jete hobe plane niye? ami kintu notun pilot, afganistan er rasta chini na
: apnake DHAKA jete hobe!
: ki jontrona! Dhaka tei to jacchi!
: na! apnake ektu ghurey jete hobe
: afganistan hoye?
: UFFF! ki afganistan afganistan shuru korsen! emni akash e ektu beshi shomoy dhorey chokkor ditey hobe r 11 tar bodoley 2:30tar dike dhakay land korte hobe
: keno? 2:30tar shomoy keno?
: karon 1:30tar shomoy jumma'r jamaat shuru hobey!
...
...
onek kichu lekha'r plan chilo ajke, kintu ekhon r iccha korche na...
-aNIK XXV sept 2005 sydney
No entry here.
Don't come in. Go away. Go back south with your umbrella, Go back north with your serpent's teeth. A poet lives here. No sadness may cross this threshold. -pablo neruda (ode to sadness) September 22 ?keno protidin furiye jay bortomaan?
-aNIK XX sept 2005
kullu ma'an aa'layha-fa-newo.
::vu-prishther shokol kichui nosshor.
-surah ar-rahman (ayah 26)
September 18 etodin brishti opochondo kortam, ekhon ghrina kori!mochamochamochamochamochamochamochamochamochamochamocha mochamochamochamochamochamochamochamochamochamochamocha mochamochamochamochamochamochamochamochamochamochamocha mochamochamochamochamochamochamochamochamochamochamocha mochamochamochamochamochamochamochamochamochamochamocha mochamochamochaicche bolomochamochamochmocamochamochamocha mochamochamochakar hobe na?mochamochamochamochamochamocha mochamochamochakar hobe na?mochamochamochamochamochamocha mochamochamochadekha tobumochamoochamochamochamochamocha mochamochamochaR hobe na!mochamochamochamoochamochamocha mochamochamochaR hobe na!mochamochamochaamochamochamocha mochamochamochamochamochamochamochamochamochamochamocha mochamochamochamochamochamochamochamochamochamochamocha mochamochamochamochamochamochamochamochamochamochamocha mochamochamochamochamochamochamochamochamochamochamocha mochamochamochamochamochamochamochamochamochamochamocha mochamochamochamochamochamochamochamochamochamochamocha mochamochamochamochamochamochamochamochamochamochamocha mochamochamochamochamochamochamochamocha...
-aNIK XVII sept 2005 sydney September 15 o shokhina!edaning ei "prachin" gaan ta amar mone dhorse! mac er fak-fokor diye dhuke geche amar mp3 player e... obiram shunchi! -aNIK XVI sept 2005 sydney
o shokhina gesos ki na bhuilla amarey? ami ohon rishka chalai dhaha’r shohorey.
ebar baan e shona-fola maath hoilo charkhar desh gerame seshey namey akaal hahakar amra mori ki ashe jay? mohajon e pawna takay bebak foshol tuila dilam amra tagor khamar e...
o shokhina gesos ki na bhuila amarey?
aha! jola’r pashey kola gaach er chaya shari shari tar tola diya choila ailam, ami onahari hazaar thekay gorib thokay, takay ranga chokhey mida kotha koy na to keu amra chotolokey! lokkho mosha’r utpatey, raat katey na footpath e loy mone aaj bodla lomu, uira jamu tor dharey!
o shokhina gesos ki na bhuilla amarey? ami ohon rishka chalai dhaha’r shohorey.
o shokhina gesos ki na bhuilla amarey...? -fakir alamgir September 12 o-bishesh teyish!"teyish" (23) kono odvut shonkha noy.
ete kono jadu nei.
"ek" er moto eka noy teyish. birohi o noy.
"dui" er moto pichutaan nei teyish er.
"tin" theke "bayish" abar "chobbish" theke "ononto" jog aro "ek"...
karo motoi bisheshotto nei tar.
tobuo shei baki shomosto shonkha'r motoi shoktimaan "teyish"!
hishab ta hasshokor. jani!
bhabna ta attyo-birodhi. tao jani!
boddo beshi ovimani ei "teyish".
bondhu diye jibon maapey.
protarona diye mrittyu.
tobuo chawa'r cheye pawa tar beshi. ei "teyish" prapti-klanto.
ei "teyish" amar motoi shopno-kator.
"teyish" ti shopno amio dekhechilam.
tomar kosom debi, shopno-puron chaini kokhono... "teyish" bar o na! shey chay na "teyish" ti camelia.
shey chay na neel kham e bhora "teyish" ti bhalobasha'r chithi ...keu kine nik tar ekakittyo.
"teyish" ti baka chad eshe paye'r kachey lutiye poruk amabossay'r ratey.
shey chay na "teyish" ti ak-47.
shey chay na michil kore "teyish" ti barricade bhanguk "teyish" ti torun pran ...bhuley jaak itihash.
"teyish" ti slogan e mukhorito hok rajpoth, goli-ghupchi, bari'r chaad.
tobey "chobbish" ti holey mondo hoy na!
opekkhay roibo aro tin'sho poyshotti din.
"chobbish" tomo shopno tir jonno.
"chobbish" ti camellia R "chobbish" ti ak-47 er jonno.
till then...
beche thakatai joruri. tomar kachakachi kothao!
-aNIK XII sept 2005 sydney
ami bhabchi abar, shei purono din er moto
kichu notun kotha gethe likhbo geeti-kobita.
BHALOBAHSA, e kon bhoroshay abar, tumi dakcho amay
hey purono mitthe'r moto?
hey purono mitthe makha...
hey probonchona!
-maqsoodul haque mac September 11 from the diary of TANVIR IBNE KAMAL, totally UNCUT & UNCENSORED!!!amar bortamoner shobcheye priyo bondhu Tanvir bhai. tini unmad er bikkhato cartoonist o bhorer kagoj er sub-editor chilen. oder "rongo-bank" pata ta tini e dekhten. amra duijon motamuti australia'r 14 generation uddhar kore chere dicchi! hehehe... shedin newcastle er jabar shomoy train e boshey tini diary lekhchilen, otai ekhane diye dilam... hehehe ENJOY! -anik
2nd august 2005; saturday.
besh utshaho niyei shokale beriyechi basha theke, newcastle jacchi ami r aNIK. raat katabo prokkhato kobi milton bhai er bashay. bhodrolok newcastle e shunlam besh jakiyei boshiyechen.
dom bondho kore kaaj kore jacchi. 3ta bajlei de chut! shoja central. aNIK opekkha korbe. tarpor jabo newcastle er dikey.
hotath phone. COLES MYER e apply korechilam ko'din agey. interview te deke pathiyeche. dhirghossash chere rowna dilam BONDI er dike. odik korey jhamela shere central pouchutey bajlo thik 6'ta.
dur theke aNIK ke dekhe ami hotobaak. chokra sthir hoye pathorer moto boshe ache. tar kachey jawar por o jokhon amake chintey koyek second deri korlo, bujlam joley kalo moton kichu na thekei pare na!
hmmm! ja bhebechi!!! besh kodin dhorei aNIK russian bhasha ropto korche. central er jekhantay amra boshi, tar pashei russian ek coffee shop. aNIK er sydney uni'r tution fees er ordhek poriman takai geche ei coffee shop er coffee kheye kheye!
karon- shei adim ebong chironton: NAARI! ekhetre obossho ekjon shoddo 15 peruno russian kishori!!! aNIK ritimoto moho-mugdho! shoddo tarunnye pa deya puchkey meye'r rup er chotay aNIK dom niteo bhule jacche majhey majhey!
ebong aaj coffee shop e shey meyei duty dicche. aNIK boshe ache table e. or shamne gota 20 coffee'r can. eker por ek coffee kheye kheye bechara'r nabhissash. amar drisshopot e agomon e khanikta ek torfa romance tay ched porlo.
: "BOSS, amar bou to ajka ON DUTY!" aNIK beguni!!! "apne coffee khaiben??"
: "heh, sure!"
mukh diye kothata berunor agei bullet er moto aNIK chutlo coffee shop er dikey.
er porer 2 ghontay aNIK je kotobar chutey coffe shop tay geche r esheche shei hishebe na jeye shudhu etai bolbo- raat 8:14 er train e chepe jokhon newcastle jacchi, aNIK er molin chehara'r dikey takiye mone holo, LUV AT FIRST SIGHT boley kono kichur ostitto thakleo thakte pare. tobe bole rakha bhalo, russian kishori'r jei opolok drishti chilo aNIK er dikey kimba or shorir er dikey (!) bojhai jacche beparta dui-torfa o hotey parey!
er moddhey du'jon er chokhey chokhey kothar por "verbal" beparta o hoye geche. kintu du'joner ki kotha holo, aNIK er pet theke ber korte parlam na kichutei!
dekha jaak ghotona kon dikey jay. kothakar coffee kothay goray!
ekhon train e boshe jhimucchi. asha korte pari kichukkhon er moddhei pouchabo newcastle. aNIK train e uthei masud rana'r boi ta diye mukh dheke rekheche. ulto korey boi dhorey o ki porche ta oi bolte parbe!! ami shudhu ei tuki jaani, aj raatey ghumate jabar shomoy aNIK ke je kono mulley durey rakhte hobey!!
bidhata shohay hou! eder khoma koro provu. eder gyaan dao!!
11ta raat.
tanvir. bissash kori obissash ke!ami bhoot bissash kori. ami isshor bissash kori. ami batash bissash kori. r thik shei eki karoney, ami BHALOBASHA bissash kori!
era prottekei nirakar. tader chokhey dekha jay na. ostitto ter pawa jay. shobai pay na. keu keu pay. tara keu porom bhaggoban, keu chorom durbhaga!
ami bhoot bissash kori. JOKHON moddhoratey pasher ghor theke pa tene tene haata’r shobdo bheshe ashe, hotath korei dhoom korey khuley jay janala’r kobat, adho tondray ter pai mukher opor gorom nisshash... thik tokhoni bhoot bole- ami achi!
ami isshor bissash kori. JOKHON shei adho tondra kete jay bhoot er bhoye, meru-dondey thanda shrot, money hoy payer niche maati nei, matha’r upor akaash nei, oparthibo atonkey shunno hoye jay buk, shukiye jawa thot er faak gole ekai beriye ashe akul minoti- ha isshor, rokkha koro!... thik tokhoni isshor bolen- ami achi!
ami batash bissash kori. JOKHON ghum bhenge bhoy kete jay ek nimishey, nijer chelemi dekhe nijei heshe uthi ho-ho korey, khule jawa janala diye ghore dhuke pore tazaa jhoro hawa, buk bhore lomba ekta dom tene nei... thik tokhoni batash bole- ami achi!
er theke khub bhinno noy bhalobasha. jara bolen- “ontor boley kichu nei, purotai mogoj; bhalobasha matroi dehe’r taan! KAMONA! KAMONA!! shobtai naari purush er shei adi o okritrim joibik chahida matro!” tara tai bhebe shukhey thaak! ami to jaani- rod pora bikele coffee te chumuk ditey jeye hotath thomke jawa... masud rana’r taan taan uttejonakor obosthay hotath e khei hariye fela... govir monojog er sathey lecture shuntey shuntey hotath e anmona hoye jawa... bus er bhirey hazaar manusher upchey pora ghaam er gondho naak foshke beriye jeye kuchkano mukh shoja kore nijer ojantei kichu bhebe mukher koney ekta baaka hashi fute otha... ekhaney kothao nei priyotoma ke japtiye dhorey chopak kore chumu khabar iccha, takey niye bichanay tana 48 ghonta luto-puti kora’r “adi o okritrim” bashona.
achey- ekta ‘bhooturey’ kimba ‘isshor ney gayebi’ kimba shoja shapta ‘hawai’ onubhuti; jekhane shudhui proyojon opor arekjon manush er ostitto. hotey parey shey pashe boshe thaka keu, kimba shohosro mile durey kimba purotai kalponik keu. BAS! er cheye kom holey khub khoti nei. beshi hobar to proshnoi othey na!
baba maa’r shorir kharap korley keno nijeke o akranto mone hoy? hoyto ekhane ache rokte’r taan, chirey deya nari’r odrissho badhon, gene er khela. kintu priyo kono bondhu’r pocket mar holey keno amio afsos kori shotti shotti? train uthtey jeye ochena chinese buro hochot kheye pore gele keno nijer bag fele dourey jai takey dhorte? KHODA’r KOSOM, oi chinese buro’r sathey kono rokom ‘jouno milon’ e milito hobar khayesh amar nei, chilo na kokhono! tobey achey ek govir bodh. nervous system er kono haddi ba mangsho peshi nei. x-ray te dhora pore na sheta. amader odekha snayu-tontre’r motoi shotto- bhalobasha!
mohan prokriti’r ei bedhe deya niyomei chaabi deya putul er moto cholchi shobai. amra ta bissash kori r na kori. mani r na mani. shikar kori ba osshikar kori. kichui eshe jay na shei odrissho moha shokti’r!
tai ki?
tobey ei je eto bhalobasha’r majhey “ami” kothay? “tumi” e ba kothay? r “tomra”? shobai achi. shorbokkhon achi. tobe onno te noy, nije tei! mogno shobai attyo preme! nijekei bhalobeshe!!!
dhora jaak, ekti meye ke ami prochondo bhalobashi. kintu keno? karon shey amar moner moto! amar mon thik jemon ti chay, jemon kore chay; shey thik temon ti! arrey, takey bhalobeshe ami nijei je nijeke khushi kore dilam!
HAHAHAHAHAHHAHA... tobe ei je etokkhon dhore ja bhablam, jei bhalobasha proman korar jonno khut khat kore oklanto theke key-bord tipe gelam, shobtai ki bhool? HOTEI PAREY! kototuku r janey manush? kototukui ba bujhi ami?
ami to shei r 10 jon er motoi kholosh e dhukey thaki beshi ta shomoy. jokhon o ba ber hoi, shamne egucchi bhebe ashole maati kamriyei pore thaki. jekhaney thaka’r kotha shekhaneo amra keu nei. amra shobai porinoto hoyechi ek dol shohurey shamuk e!
amio tader e kotipoy ekjon!
-aNIK X sept 2005 sydney
prokrito premik ami kichu ta kamuk kotipoy “typical” shohurey shamuk! -ak September 05 canberraekhon canberray...
sharadin bank e doura douri kore bikaal 4tar bus dhore rowna dilam. raat pray 9tar dik eshe pouchalam. amit bro chilo bus stop e. coffee r fudge cake khete khete aro pray ek ghonta'r moto tar sathey ekta refreshing adda maira tader bashay ashlam. ekhon ekhanei.
agami kaal bhor bela abar bangladesh high commission e jabo. okhane jabar por amar current jotiota gulo'r onek khani e solve hoye jabe bole asha korchi... dekha jaak!
anywayz, ajke amit bhai er boi er collection ghatchilam, hotath amar ekta priyo boi peye gelam. syed huq er "poran er gohin vetor" abaro brush up kore bhalo laglo :) shonakku (shaheen) khub moja kore okhan theke ekta kobita abriti korto. shobshomoy!
ghumate hobe ekhon, shokal shokal h.c. na pouchale asto din ta kaje lagano jabe na...
-aNIK VI sept 2005 canberra
tomar khamchi'r daag ekhono ki tok-toka laal,
ekhono jolon tar chotra'r paata'r lahan.
SHOITAN, dekho na korso ki tumi ki shondor gaal!
...ho, jani nijer kasey kono kotha thake na gopon.
...abar dakley porey kisutei shikaar homu na.
buker pashaan niya dimu dub shitol jomuna!
syed shamsul huq September 04 newcastle
milton bhai bollen- : eibar tomader odvut ekta jaygay niye jabo...
okhane pouchey bujlam mitthey kotha bolechilen milton bhai. ODVUT thekeo onek beshi ODVUT shundor ei nobby’s bay! OSSHADHARON! kebol bottle e bhora khawar paani chara, H2O amake akorshon kore na kokhonoi. na brishti, na nodi, na shomudro. kintu eibar kahini onno rokom. ami porjonto sandal khule pant gutiye de dour! kisher chobi tola, kisher ki?
abohawa er majhey aro kharap hoyeche. megh garo toro hoyeche. vor dupurei shondha shondha bhaab. tar bhetor e ami khali paye dariye achi gorali paani te. uttal tasman sea gorali chariye kokhon hatur kachey uthey esheche ami jani na. haater camera bondhoi pore thaklo. kebol chalu chilo kaan e goja mp3 player. onek dur theke eshe achrey pora dheu gulor sathey abaro shei maqsood e amar kaney kaney bole dicchilo- “oklanto amay klanto koro bhool korey hey bhooley jawa ofuronto shomoy nei ek jiboney nahoy shomoy dilam, kichu ta tomay! otripto dehe tripto mon’er shonghaat nei ki ojana? tobu tripti’r ashay paa baralam koruna koro hey bhalobasha...”
kichu porei firey ashte holo gaari te. shomoy chole jacche, train e korey sydney jete lagbe pray 3 hours. shekhan theke abaro aro 4 hours bus e korey canberra. tasman shagor ke ekaki pechone fele jabar pothey mon acchonno kore fello ahsan habib er ek prachin sher- adigonto bistrito himachol tumi... hay! ek bindu ami nei kono khaney!
shala’r gaan r kobita e amake khailo!
-aNIK IV sept 2005 newcastle September 02 asi boss!jara blog update korar jonno tagada dicchen/diccho/dicchis, tader uddesshe-
ami kothin dourer upor! ei canberra ei sydney korte korte greyhound bus driver der sathey prem hoye jacchey!! uff eto jhamela r bhalo lage na... ami hoilam gandhi ji'r moto "ohingsha porom dhormo" line er lok, macher kaata khawar moto jhamela o ami eraya chola'r chesta kori shobshomoy (eita chapabaazi korlam! ami maach khai e kataar jonno!) tobuo amar kopalei eshe pore joto jhamela! amio lok bhalo na, eto doura douri'r bhetor o agamikal jacchi Newcastle e. kono proyojon e na, just chobi tulte!!! Newcastle e thaken kobi milton, tar okhanei ratre thakbo inshallah. rate 12tar dik pouchabo okhane, vor e jabo chobi tulte, dupur er dik abar sydny te back kore, ratei abar canberra!
uffff nijeke shamanno khoda khoda lagche, mone hocche amio tar motoi "shokol shomoy e shokol jaygay biddoman!" canberra'r amit bhai, newcastle er milton bhai kimba sydney'r tanvir bhai... je jokhon e daak dik na keno, ami motamuti nirdhidhadey jobab ditey parbo: ASI BOSS!
-aNIK II sept 2005 sydney
nei, nei, ful nei, pakhi nei, rod nei, sneho nei
kheye geche gopon ghatok!
-rudro August 24 mac rules!mac re chiney na emon bangali ase naki ami sure na...
bangladesh er tarunne'r bangla nobo borsher jatiyo shongeet: MELAY JAI RE is mac!
maqsoodul haque mac... ei lokta beshi jossss!!
ei nicher ta tar latest ekta piece... ami abaro mugdho!
frnds... HAPPY READING, and i really mean it this time! ;p
Jah Rastafari! Jah Bauliana!
-aNIK IIV aug 2005 sydney
Disappearance: Butterly Beautifully
-maqsoodul haque (mac)
It’s often a wise idea
to disappear without a trace for in disappearance one is spared the ignominy of explaining in words the treachery of souls the eczema of the spirits the asthma of frustrations the asphyxiation of losses and gains meaningless mornings, afternoons and nights of rush, rush, run, run, read, read of only God knows what, in all that beguiles us into a Narcissistic trap of which we do not have even the faintlest of clue? In disappearance the human psyche is spared no more heinous injuries than already has been inflicted and most of it 'self-inflicted' when it could have been much better to let all of that slide and glide past as knives do so effectively efficiently ---into and out of butter the toast, the eater and the knife together makes the most humane of mans rituals ‘Morning shows the day' the day moving on to evenings and nights. ahhh... Butterly beautiful no cuts, no bruises - just slices of what - we really dont know? ‘Time zones’ are wonderful invention of man as in time and space we float endlessly - each in our own roulette game of horror and deceit (take it however) in disappearence there are no parting shots the 'last shot' - are never fired. In disappearance one is fortunate never to have to say GOODBYE for nobody quite knows for sure if there is going to be a comeback Ever It’s thus, always wise to leave with ones Dignity intact In fact any other way, would only mean Meaningless Bleeding Of the heart when the truth is the heart never bleeds it just STOPS without notice No ‘wait a minute ’ Or 'give me a second’ here dudes! The heart 'disappears' as does the so-called spirit that so-called silly silly sullied Ether that so-called FIRED IT. Bye anywayz............. *sigh* life e jodi emon *TRUE*, *HONEST* n *UNWRAPPED* ekta kobita lekhte partam, jibon sharthok hoito... even mujahideen er boma te moira geleo afsos thakto na!
-aaykay dot dot dot and so on! ami shuni maa, bon er kanna R baba'r gongani
shuni nishpaap shishu'r artonaad R nirlojjo ashfalon er - khuni der joyoddhoni!
-maqsoodul haque (mac)
daily ek gada sms pai. kintu oidin chilo different. sydney shomoy bikaal 4ta bajar agei eker por ek sms asha shuru korlo...
"deshe onek jaygay ek jogey boma fatano hoyeche. onek lok naki ahoto, mara gese. situation bhalo na" -abbu
"40 bombs went off simultaneously all over the country. am on way to ctg, lot of panic, but nuthing really alarming until now." - mac
"dhaka shohor shoho shara desher 58 ti jelay 350 tir odhik boma bishforito hoyeche. ahoto 150 er odhik. nihoto'r khobor pawa ja nai" -aponakku
"pray 50 ta jelay boma futeche at a time! dhakar almost shob jaygay: TSC, high court, uttara, banani, gulshan etc. mara jawar kono khobor nai, tobe injured hoyeche kichu." -ojana
"TOTAL 396 BOMBS IN 50 DISTRICTS, 1 DEAD" -mac
"63 ta jelay 393 ta futeche, 3 dead. shonibar hortal, ei desh e mora manush jinda hoy, jinda manush more, pore kintu koiyen na shabdhan kori nai!" -nouroz
"pacha'r pachra chulkiye bola- ei to achi besh!" -mac
"nick, how about sending an email to guiness book of world records?" -mac
...and so on! but it was fun to see how the "news" & "views" were taking shape with time. I wish i cud keep record of all the sms i got, but beshir bhaag e muchey felte hoisilo to make space for more. :(
onek kaal tomar kete geche ma'bood, mondir e mosjid e
ekhon shomoy esheche ma'bood tumi firey esho ontor e!
-maqsoodul haque (mac)
allah'r upor amar kothin bisshash. khub bhalo follower na holeo i'm a very very good believer. tiniyo lok bhalo. amar choto khato shob dowa e tini shunen, kintu amar shobcheye praner je dowa ta, sheta'r bepare tar kono agroho e dekhchina. shomossa ki tar?
kar dowa shunben khoda? jei manushti 2 bela kamai kore matro 1 bela'r khabar jutatey parey, tobuo 5 bela'r namaaz kokhono kajaa kore na, tar? naki je dupur e thai pork in black bean sauce kheye ekta benson dhoriye bole- "naah, next maash theke namaaz dhorbo, inshalah!" tar? kar doa shunbey tumi khoda? du'jonar e to eki chawa, kar kotha felbe tumi?
kono ko prem achey, premik ke khuni hotey hoy
jodi keu bhalobeshe khuni hotey chaan, tai hoye jaan
utkrishto shomoy kintu aaj boye jay!
-helal hafiz
jaijaidin er nouroz bhai abaro sms korechen:
"bhai eibar ekta bhalo poramorsho dei, deshe ashar dorkar nai. jongi ra jemon network banaise, tatey mone hoy agami din e tarai shashon korbe. taile amader shobar e khobor ase! jani na kopal e ki ase!"
ami jobab disi:
"boss, daari shave kora bondho korsi. Jihadi hoiya jamu no prblem. but jihad oR biplob jai kori, morte chai dhaka tei. mirpur gorosthaney amar chena jana ase, bhalo discount pamu!"
kotha hoilo- kotha ta na! amar r bhalo lagche na. karoi bhalo laga'r kotha na. karo lagcheo na jani. kintu ki kora jay? ki korar achey? amra holam golam er jaat. hashi mukh e nijer ojantei golami korte korte jokhon dekhi deyal e pith atke geche, thik tokhon e we fight back. tar agey na. deyal e pith thekte r koto baki? bhallagena dhur!
-aNIK XXI aug 2005 sydney
I do not believe in a fate that falls on men however they act; but I do believe in a fate that falls on them unless they act!
-buddha August 12 shokh kore tar naam diyeche- MOHESH!bijli'r naam niye shamanno jotilota dekha dise...
amader porichito tarunno bijli / josna naam duita like korleo, unfortunately family porjaye, josna / bijli kono naam e accepted hocche na (I DONT UNDERSTAND WHY!!)
keu keu bolche arabic naam howa dorkar. tai ami aro duita arabic naam propose korsi...
KISS:: meaning- polythene bag KHAMSA-KHAMSI:: meaning- fifty five (55) seriously folks, ora arabic naam chaise, meaning is not *that* important, ryt?
kintu ekhon abar boltese- na na shudhu arabic hoile hobe na, allah-khoda ala naam hotey hobe.
: FINE!
: taile ekta bhalo dekhe, meaning ful arabic naam dao.
: ok, daak naam den- Allahu-akbar.
: r bhalo naam?
: Allahu-akbar Allahu-akbar
: ufff ki shob ulta palta naam diccho...
: apne uff! azaan o jodi apnego pochondo na hoy taile ami ki korum??
naam e ki eshe jay? kimba ki jay ashe?
amar uni'r prothom din lunch break e aussie kichu polapain (kaitey, imogen, julia, harry & danny) amake niye gelo north sydney'r ekta obhijaat food court er shobcheye naki bhalo dokan tay. shetar naam dekhe amar khawar ruchi chole gelo. dokan er naam bangla korle daray- furti-baaz shuor!!!
ekbar boi mela'r shomoy hotath korei amader ek book-binder hawa hoye gelo. othocho tar kache amader pray 6/7ta boi ase. edike mela shuru hoye gese, amader boi er khobor nai, oi betao pura vanish!! tension e amader to matha noshto. hotath korei mela'r 3rd ba 4th day te shey eshe hazir. eshei kono kotha nai shoja habib bhai (ahsan habib) er pa chuye salaam kore bole-
: boss, amar ekta chele hoise, naam ta kintu apnere dite hoibo, eita amar ekta abdar!
amder to tarey deikhai mathay rokto uitha gese... habib bhai kichukkhon gombhir hoiya jhim maira thaklo, tarpor koy-
: or naam dao- tension ali!
sharajibon dekhsi school e shobai shobai ke bhalo naam e dakey, r baritey dakey daak naamey. Omni Int'l school e class shuru korar por ekta darun chele'r sathey porichoy holo. o or naam bollo- BUNTY. class mates, senior, junior, teachers, school staff emonki principal o dekhi ok bunty bolei dakche. bondhutto ektu garo howar por ekdin or bashay call dilam. phone dhorlo or baba...
: hello
: slamalekum, eta ki 9.....
: ha, kakey chao?
: ji bunty ache?
: ache, ektu dhoro...
tarpor shuni tini chitkaar kore bunty ke dakchen- "MOHAMMAD IFTEKHARUDDINnnnnnn tomar phone..."!!!!
amar chotapi'r ek bandhobi ache naam- oni. uni bashay phone korle kemon kore jani khali ami e dhori phone. r tar sathey roj amar eki rokom kotha hoy...
: slamalekum
: eta ki 90060....
: ji, ke bolchen?
: Onik, ami Oni... hihihihihi... kachi ache? hihiihihi...
accha, tar naam r amar naam er mil ache, tatey eto khushi howar ki hoilo?
or arek bandhobi'r naam- Anika... tini abar amar naam uccharon koren Aa-nik (Aa:: as in AfricA)... tini call korleo eki case!
: slamalekum
: eta ki 90060....
: ji, ke bolchen?
: Aa-nik, ami Anika... hihihihihi... kachi ache? hihiihihi...
ARREY TAJJOB! tui je amar naam bhool uccharon korli ei jonno tor kono afsos nai???
obossho according to reen (mahreen), amar naam er naki kono *pure* uccharon nai. eta relative. uccharon hobe according to caller's mental state! i.e. mejaj bhalo hole amake manush ek bhabe dakbe, mejaj karap thakle arek bhabe, mon udaash thakle oR besto thakle, hashi khushi thakle oR rege thakle, prem bhaab niye thakle, ghrina bhore thakle, ghum lege thakle, nir-ghum hoye thakle... ekek shomoy ekek bhabe dakbe.
jemon-
A-nik
Aa-nik
Aw-nik
Au-nik
Ai-nik
Ae-nik
E-nik
Ew-nik
O-nik
Oo-nik
Ow-nik Ou-nik... & so on...
amar naam je jebhabe khushi dakte pare, amar kono problem nai. kintu problem ase amader ek popular medical writer er. ashfaq bhai er naam theke kono ek ojana karone tar school er teacher ra SSC registration er shomoy "H" ta fele disilo. onek bochor por, dui shontan er jonok ashfaq bhai jokhon naki USA embassy te VISA'r jonno gelen, okane naki take niye kothin hasha-hashi pore gesilo!! ruposhi visa officer naki khik khik kore haste haste bolsilo- ok mr. as-fuq (hihihihihi) plz wait outside, u will get ur passport in few minutes... c u then mr. as-fuq (hihihihih)....!!!
amader arek cartoonist (naam bolchina for a very good reason!) er monthly income er ekta bandha source chilo bhibhinno dolil, certificate, pay slip, cheque e nokol signature kora. but tini dui-number kaaj korleo tar ego chilo khub boro! jekono kaaj niye ashlei je tini kore diben emon kokhono hoy na! ekdin ek lok ashche besh boro payment er ekta cheque boi r ekta sample sign niye-
: bhai ei signature ta ektu diya den
: dekhi...
: ei je...
: hmm... kora jabe! naam ta ki?
: ji, Md. Ahmed
: ki???
: ji sir, Md. Ahmed
: Md te ki hoy?
: mohammad sir...
: oi miya yearki koren??
: ji...?
: mohammed ahmed kono naam hoilo??? duitai to title, NAAM koi?
: hehehe... sir... maney...
: futen miya! market e amar ekta good will ase, ijjot ase, eishob ulta palta naam e ami sign kori na!! jaan!
: ji ji sir... hehhe...
: abar hashe!! GELI?
-aNIK XIII aug 2005 sydney
Nicknames stick to people, and the most ridiculous are the most adhesive.
-Thomas C. Haliburton notun botol e purano maal!basbhumi te regular likhe jacchi...
gotokaal tara call kore humayun azad er death anniversary niye ekta chora chailo... jothesto binoyer sathey janalaam- ami bikkhato manushder niye chora likhi na, "bikkhato" word tar nieyei amar jothesto complain ase... tobuo shompadok shaheb kemne jani amere bhulaya bhalya ekta lekha niya nilo... hmmm... kothin shompadok!!
bashbhumi te ashole lekhar temon ekta iccha chilo na amar... i guess ekta "snobbish" insight kaaj korchilo- ami main-stream er lekhok, ami keno ekhane likhbo!! si si aNIK, very bad! bhalo hoye jao, nijer pachay nijei lathi diye joto bhaab-shaab namao, noile pore public e tomar bhaab namabe, ekhono shomoy ache! anywayz, lekhar por theke dekhchi bhaloi feedback ashche... etai shob cheye beshi miss korchilam ekhane. dhakay thakte ojosro pathok er direct bhalobasha petam, ekhane eshe hotath korei shob bondho hoye gelo... mobile baje na, chithi ashe na... :( ekhon abar halka taal khuje pacchi... shob cheye moja holo ekhaner ek lekhok shaheb abar amar lekha pore counter ekta lekha diyechen basbhumi te... ami to shukna-shukni (motamuti na!) lojjay seshhh!! takey mail kore personal thanx disi, jodio uchit chilo takey uddessho kore amaro kichu lekha. kintu ke jane keno lekham na? hoyto chotolok aNIK er eita arekta chotoloki manushikota'r udhahoron! lekha tar link khuje pacchi na... image e diye dilam...
happy reading!
-aNIK XII aug 2005 sydney
Silent gratitude isn't much use to anyone.
-G.B. Stern
August 11 ki j likhi cchai matha o mundu...ki likhum khuija paina CHUL!
btw, ami mama hoisi :D:D:D
amar borapi r rony (dula) bro'r ekta meye hoise :D:D::D
ami or naam rekhechi... daak naam- josna, bhalo naam- bede'r meye josna
o boro howar por ki shundor james bond er moto bolte parbe- namez josna, beder meye josna!
kintu keu raaji hoy na ei naam e dakte!! tai bhebechi ager naam ei stick korbo...
ager naam as in... ami mone mone chacchilam borapi'r meye hok :) but oder boli nai.
mone monei naam disilam- BIJLI. eita shonar por theke already amar frnd, cousin & chotapi ok bijli bole daka shuru koreche :)
but according khurshid chacha, bijli'r cheye kheyt naam r nai... infact amar dulabhai jodi kokhono profession chenge kore riksha chalano shuru kore, tobuo bijli jothesto kheyt!!
kintu ami ok "arrey o bijli" bole dakte parbo eita bhabtei ami anondey heshe feli!
chotapi regular updates dicche- bijli naki onek kichu kore. o howar khobor shune abbu kuwait theke dhakay chole gese, flight delay howar jonno delivery'r onek pore pouchaise. abbu k dekhe bijli naki pa nariye "hi" bolse!!! abbu *heavy mind khaise* heheheh...
bijli naki khawa mukhe niye hop kore boshe thake, gileo na, feleo na!
bijli'r ekhon clinic theke or nana'r (amader) bashay geche, chotapi o asha upolokkhe balloon-talloon kinar shomoy amake sms korechilo.
bashay bijli jei room e thakbe, oi room er jonno notun khaat, bichana, porda, a.c. etc. lagano hoyeche... purano gulo fele dise... 1st time amader bashay jacche, tai ektu impress korar chesta aarki :P
o howar por por shobai ke dekhse, amake dekhe nai...
shobai ok kole nise...
ami nei nai, amar kole ekhono o hagu kore nai...
ei amar bideshe porte asha'r prapti!!
bideshi degree'r ami **T** mari!!!!
-aNIK XI aug 2005, sydney
e boro darun baazi...
ami tarey koi- boro baazikor
je tar rumal naray - poran er gohin bhetor.
-syed shamsul huque August 01 same!: hey!
: hi.
: same?
: HAHAHHA... yeah, SAME!
: hihihi... u wait? or me bring to you? sit outside?
: i will be sitting outside, thanx!
: ok, no worries...
proti shondhay ei eki kothopo-kothon seshe coffee banano shuru hoy. cuppuccino, have it here, lot of chocolate on top, no sugar but dont forget to throw in a spoon... etai holo "sweet land patisserie" te amar SAME!
pray proti shondhay (kokhono abar shokale) jai okhane. coffee khai. Sweet Land Patisserie amar basha theke 6min er hata poth. ei arabic mishti'r dokan ti wigram street r marion street er thik round-about er pashei. ora coffee o bikri kore. dokan er sathe'r choura foot-path e 4ta choto coffee table r koyekta chair pata ache. otar e kono ekta te boshei amar sydney'r khanik ta shomoy katey. bhaloi katey. ami jokhon e jai okhane, pray protibar e oi eki meye amar order ney. chorom cute arabic meye. prothom dik e temon kotha hoto na. ekhon ektu ektu kotha hoy. por por dui shondha na gele 3rd din order nawa'r fakey, arabic taney bhanga english e jante chay-
: after so long, what happened?
: oh nuthing dear, oi je notun arekta cafe hoyeche na, station er pashe, ED's? okhane khelam coffee 2din...
amar kotha shune tar bhuru uthey jay kopale, ojana odhikaar niye abar proshno kore-
: keno?
: keno maney?? keno "na"??? tomar haat er coffee na hoy amar ektu beshi e bhalo lage, tai bole tumi ki amake kiney niso naki??
: hihihihi... tahole ajke ashla keno? ami jani oder coffee ekdom moja na, pocha!
: motei na, khub moja!! shudhu tai na, oder waitress ta o darun shundori! aussie!
: hihihihi... tahole okhanei jao! ekhane eshecho keno?
: ummm.... (ashe pashey takai...) tomader chair gulo amar bhalo lage, tai.
: hihhiihi... same?
: same!
sweet land er jekhane boshe ami coffee khai, tar pashei boro rasta. sho sho korey gaari gulo eshe goti komiye dey round-about cross korar jonno. beyadob (!) teen-ager ra kheech kore brake koshey. pashe'r table er buro arab er cup theke coffee cholke pore jay. arbi bhashay bir bir kore gal mondo koren tini. khik khik kore hashte hashte pash diye hete chole jay bangladeshi, indian chele meye ra. pechonei bishaal indian restaurant- "maya". pram thele kimba kole baccha niye hete jay deshi, indian family. shamnei pasha-pashi du'to popular bangladeshi dokan- Dhaka Market & Handy Market.
brake kosha tyre er tikhno chitkaar r buro'gulor arabic goz goz er sathey mishe jay pashe hete jawa manusher bangla, hindi, urdu, tamil r english kotha-barta, thatta-moshkora. sweet-land er bhetor theke halka vlume e bheshe ashe arabic kono radio channel er kokil-konthi'r dur-boddho shongeet, amar kaney gujey rakha mp3 player er ear piece theke khon-joni, dug-dugi, dhol-khol, jhunjhuni r guitar-drums er anondomoy fusion er sathey maqsood abegi konthey geye chole bangladesh'er tarunnyer poyla boishakh er jatiyo shongeet- "...polash shimul gaach e legeche agun, e bujhi boishakh elei shuni- melay jai re! MELAY JAI RE!!" eto kichu'r majkhan diye shaap er moto poth khuje beray amar *same* coffee'r bunka bunka dhoa... shob miliye ekta darun kelenkari obostha. amar bhalo lage!
shob e SAME, tobuo bhaloi lage. SAME poribesh, SAME poristhiti, kono poriborton nei, boichitro nei. kebol weekdays e ektu kom r weekend ratey ektu beshi hoi-choi... tobuo ei muhurtogulo goto-kaal ba goto-porshu jemon bhalo legechilo, ajkeo temon bhalo legeche. SAME!
proti shondhay coffee sesh kore bashay firey ashi ektu ghora poth e. gaach-gachali cchawa chikon paye-hata rasta. badhano cement er dhushor rong er upor shada shada "natural" polka dots. purotai gache bosha pakhi der obodaan! ek pashe loha'r taar o wooden fence, arek pashe durey durey boshano uchu loha'r grill deya harris park station er bera. faak diye dekha jay- jacket, beanie, gloves morano du chaar jon manush. keu dariye, keu shamanno paychari korche. ektu dure'r bench e 2jon premik premika 1jon er jayga niye lepte boshe ache. sesh july er poronto thanday tara ushnota khujey ney tader bhalobashar manusher haat, buk, thot theke. jemon nito adhunik jacket, gloves, beanie heen amader adim purbo-purush ra... SAME!
-aNIK I aug 2005 sydney
p.s. kichu din agey bashbhmi te amar prothom kisti ta diyechi. notun kichu na, purono lekha, amar last boita theke. title o eki (SAME!) "hoyto bhalobasha". bhetorey shamanno edit obossho korechi. http://www.basbhumi.com/Anik1.htm
p.s.s. oidin canberra theke priyo bondhu and/or priyo cousin amit bhai (ashfaq wares khan, daily star e "strength within" namer ekta regular report based column likhto, porey diplomatic correspondent hoyechilo, tini KOTHIN JINISH!) online e amake rudro mohammed shohidullah'r 2ta kobita shunaisilo. "klanto itihaash" shuina to ami pura mugdho!! bujlam na eto bhalo kobita agey kemne miss koira gesi!! pore obossho sydney boishai rudro'r ekta shomogro khuija bair korsi, tarpor nijeo porsi! :D rudro'r onnanno kobita'r moto eitao oshshshshsadharon ekta kobita... SAME!
Je pothey fireche shob, shei pothey amar hobe na fera
bhangoner rugno gaan shunte shunte, brishti te amundu bhijey
behular bhanga bhehala firey jabey jonmer bisshashe
Shathey ki ki nebo?
Bilashi nogor theke tikhno romonir prem
mod, mangsho, krittrim hashir thot, shitatop niyontrito bhalobasha?
ami ki ki nebo!
...ami jani ei reen amake shodh dite hobe
ei dhongsho-stup kaadhe niye
amake jete hobe shohosro mile.
firey jabo!
je pothe shobai fere...
hashi-khushi mukhey gaan, priyo'jon shathey...
shei pothey amar hobe na fera, shei poth amar hobe na -
rokto, ghaam R dhongshostup kaadhey niye amake firte hobe!
...buk bhora bhalobasha, mouno mugdho gaaney amar hobe na fera -
Amake firtey hobe -
ghaam, rokto R shomoyer dhongsho-stup kaadhey
shesh-tomo shonkher moto
eka eka klanto itihaash...
-rudro muhammed shohidullah |
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